once to college dorms, from seal beach to westwood.
then to a boys house, from westwood to fullerton:
then with the boy to los angeles
then away from the boy to culver city
then from culver city to mac arthur park. thiswas the view:
then from mac arthur park back to my mom's house in cypress.
then from cypress to north hollywood... and the black widow problem...
then from northhollywood to the booby trap in long beach:
this was my room:
but people did bad things there. not me. i don't do drugs.
so i moved away from the bad things to down the street from the bad things. i got to clean up after a bunch of boys:
then i got broke so i moved back to orange county. current status:
today im supposed to move to los feliz and go see combichrist at the avalon in hollywood. but but but! somewhere in the mix i totalled my car and let a blonde mohawk borrow my bed, which was supposed to be waiting for me in lakewood (he did bad things and somehow got me to give him stuff, like my bed, since he didn't have one and i had an extra one, when i was moving back to orange county...) he looked like this:
and yes, that is brad renfro with him. like i said: bad things. anyway, my point is that my bed is gone and i don't get to take the one i've been using. he took it to some girl's house after he made me total my car, and before he moved back to chicago. i got another car. it works sometimes. but not today. no more christopher. no more bed. no more combichrist.
happy birthday to me (next week).
"I'm sorry dudes, but I really just needed a laugh. See, my rental car got towed, my mom got pissed, my mohawk-sporting sort of boyfriend was like, 4 timing me (for the 4th time) but it's all good cause it was my fault for falling for his bullshit again... anyway, that's not the point. The point is that if you happen to make the uninformed decision that I did a few months ago (dating dudes with mohawks is a bad idea), or the informed one I made a couple months later (dating dudes with mohawks is still a bad idea), or the even more informed one I made a few months after that (you should never date dudes that have mohawks), look to this to dry your tears (or at least to turn 'em into the kind you get from laughing too hard):
Let's keep in mind that I don't care about Tom Cruise in the tabloids (I meaning C4 and Orphan Records--we don't care...) and I don't care about the whole Scientology thing. What I do care about is when shits funny. And this shits funny. You should watch it. Because even if it doesn't cheer you up, it will most definitely make you smile. And if you look at it often enough, you'll be smiling more than you're not smiling, which means it will have cheered you up. See how that goes?
This is the end of my Wonder Years episode post and I'm sorry I promise I'll never do it again. But at least I'm smilin' now.
Steer clear of the hawk,
Well, they no longer direct people to the buzzmob graveyard. Now they send people here:
which is also where you should be sending new Buzzmob recruits.
Anybody who has signed up at the other Buzzmob site since April 1st will not receive credit for points earned. There isn't really any way you could've earned a ton of points since there hasn't been a mission on that site for quite some time. So stop what you're doing if you're on the other site, it's a waste of time!
Instead, visit http://www.buzznet.com/groups/buzzmob
and get crackin' on THOSE missions, cause there are tons, and I've already started sending out prizes. Don't believe me? Ask ounceofwentz, tiffanyterror, alcy, thraseia, and goldengirl.
Also, for those of you who were members of the old Buzzmob when it was active, please check the NEW Buzzmob forum for instructions on how to redeem your points. And stop recruiting to the old site before I lop off your cyber heads!
This is the hold up:
I need someone to help prepare for another BUZZMOB mission (sorry, but the "someone" must be limited buzzmob members ONLY...) The task involves a tiny bit of research, but probably in the forum topic for mission #1 only. If you have about an hour or so to spare & you want a free CD (or something) please IM me, or send me an email.
ineffective. Radiohead argues that comScore's data couldn't possibly be accurate.
So sick of Radiohead news.
I mean, I was.
At least until today.
While conducting top secret research on last.fm, I came across their overall (SITE-WIDE) charts section where I was bombarded by the following on-screen image :
What the hell is this shit? Is it seriously possible that the whole In Rainbows album could dominate the TOP 10 OVERALL TRACKS on last.fm? I've never seen anything like it. Out of the 123412343241 users and the 123414624735745645325 tracks scrobbled daily, EVERY TRACK ON THE ALBUM HAS PWNED EVERY TRACK IN THE UNIVERSE. It's like In Rainbows has moved into a rent controlled apartment overlooking Central Park, and it's n ew building is called "Hit Singles are for the Birds--Wait, Actually, They're for Everyone Except Us Cause Every Track on Our Album is a Hit Single and We Have the Data to Prove it."
Hats off to Radiohead.
This is the video from the first track on their latest release, 'Lil Beethoven, which, to be honest, is not a spectacular record. But c'mon, seriously guys, how many musicians spend their entire CAREERS trying to make something sound as awesome as Sparks did with this ONE song?
About a bazillion.
And that's a fact.
Just frickin' watch it already.
- THE SOUNDTRACK. It’s amazing. And get this: Daft Punk isn’t even on it. And seriously, these guys actually have really good taste in music.
- Curtis Mayfield – ‘Billy Jack’
- A Sei Voci Ensemble - ‘Miserere’
- Todd Rundgren – ‘International Feel’
- Brian Eno – ‘In Dark Trees’
- Linda Perhacs – ‘If You Were My Man’
- Jackson C. Frank – ‘Dialogue’
- Sebastian Tellier – ‘Universe’
- Haydn – ‘String Quartet in E Flat Major Op. 64, No. 6’
- Chopin – ‘No. 4 in E Minor [24 Preludes, Op.28]’
- THE BURNING MAN SCENE. See for yourself: