i want to smash my soul on your brain.

Alright dudes, you wanna talk hoodies? Let's talk hoodies. This one here's my favorite. I probably stole it from the same thrift store where I found my old Sex Pistols tee, but they deserved it cause I left my favorite jacket there like 3 years ago and they wouldn't give it back. Sold it to some girl who went to my school and I think she got kicked out or something so I never had a chance to beat her up and get it back. Karma's a bitch. Anyway, this here hoodie owns all ya'lls hoodies cause see, it LOOKS like it's made of wool but it isn't. No animals were harmed in the making of this hoodie. Especially not Tank. (Tank's the pitbull. I'll be damned if he isn't prettier than me AND my hoodie. I should put it on him and he should enter the hoodie contest.)
I digress.…